there are some Jokes

[iacchus]

My personal favorite is a place called Coffee, Alabama....
Whatever you do, don't order tea at the local diner.

clearly Hot Coffee, MS is the superior town. If only for the assurance of proper temperature.

 

[Chauncey Gardiner]

 

[Law]

Two ex infantry guys walk into a tavern and sit at the bar. Sarge, the one guy says,don't stare but you see these 2 guys across from us, that's the way we're gonna look in 20 yrs. Sarge looks over,turns back to his friend and says, you idiot, that's a mirror.