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I gave mine to my parents years ago. It may still be laying around. It probably only needs a battery to run. My folks never liked cr123 batteries.
Far be it for me to question why a man will fall in love with the wrong woman (thank god my wife saved me from that hell), what do you see in her? Is it a battery zipper, does it suck the life out of "dead" batteries (ex girlfriend reference again) or is there a modding potential unlike anything we've realized