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    Humor Dialogues Doctor in maternity house: On the last evering before your boby is to be delivered, you will given a complementary dinner. Wife: Honey, I'm getting so excited. Husband: Me too. I can't wait to order the lobster.
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    Dialogues Employee: i'm sorry I 'm late, My mother-in-law has been staying with us, and this morning she slipped in the bathroom and fell unconsclous over the sink. Employer: Goodness. What did you do? Employee: I didn't know what to do first. But finally I shaved in the tub. best regards...
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    Humor Dialogues 2 Tommy: I hate this dull town. I want action. I want to make real money. I want to meet pretty woman. I can't do any of that here. So I am leaving. Daddy: Just a second, soon. Tommy Don't try to stop me. My mind is made up. Daddy: I'm not trying to stop you, I want to go with...
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    Humor Dialogues 1 A motel owner complains to a driver. Owner: business is terrible. Really bad. Driver: But every time I drive by here you have the 'No Vacancy' sign on. Owner: That's true. But I used to turn away 30 to 35 people a night. Now, I only turn away 10 to 15.
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    Bill Clinton, Bill Gates and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?" Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from...
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    A Taliban was sitting in a cave when he hears over a dune the voice of one American solider: "One American solider is better then 10 Taliban fighters" so the Taliban angry sent over ten of his high-ranking soldiers. After a lot of gun fire and yelling and screams of agony the Taliban heard the...
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    Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar. Hawk said," I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60." Tom looked at him, amazed. " Breaking 60? That's amazing!" Hawk smiled and said," Yeah, I never knew a golf cart could go that fast!"
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    Farmer Joe was in his car when he was hit by a truck. He decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the...
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    The lawyer was cross-examining a witness. “Isn’t it true, “he bellowed, “that you were I given $500.00 to throw this case?” The witness did not answer. Instead, he just stared out the window as though he hadn’t heard the question. The attorney repeated himself, again getting the same reaction -...
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    A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your...
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    Three engineers and three accountants were traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each bought tickets and watched as the three engineers bought only one ticket. "Watch and you'll see", answered an engineer. They all boarded the train. The accountants took...
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    An Antartian decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady rhythmic pace, but the Antartian begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs...
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    So there's this man with a parrot. And his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. The trouble is that the guy who owns the parrot is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy. One...
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    There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and -- WHACK!! -- knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor. The big dude says, "That was a karate chop from Korea." The little guy thinks "GEEZ," but...
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    One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys in five different cars before he found his. Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for...
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