---OnlyPuns---

[Bull-Dozer]

My friend gave me a Maglite D Xenon. I said thanks a watt, I was d-lighted. Boom-boom-ching!

 

[letschat7]

In this thread jokes that won't make it on Sickipedia.

 

[Bull-Dozer]

---letschat7--- I had never heard of that site until now. Less than a minute there and I found this gem, "A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist." That just kills, lol!

 

[letschat7]

Hmm it used to be better. They had a server crash some time ago. There used to be catagories for offensive joke. I used to like racism-Americans, 9/11, or well the rest isn't important.

 

[scalpel_ninja]

I was sitting in the dark, in a bad mood. My wife hands me a flashlight and says: "Lighten up!"

 

[letschat7]

Can we turn a BBC joke into a MagLite joke?

 

[letschat7]

Oh wait I already did that!

 

[Bull-Dozer]

---letchat7--- I enjoy a good clean pun, takes a bit of wit. On the other hand phallic humor reminds me of a junior high miscreant in a bathroom stall with a permanent marker. I'll wager the deeper psychology of phallic humor and graffiti is tied to sexual frustration and/or a related longing for domination and control. In other words - look at it, LOOK AT IT! Freakish, eh? I am not exactly a fan of Freud but he did make some decent points. I include an oversized Sharpie (sometimes swapped for a paint pen) as part of my everyday carry, helps to blot out the perversions I find in many public places.