No one leaves early. I know you know that.
Black Friday
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In any case (LOL), I've never been very good at pushing myself. Maybe one day, I'll do better at pushing daisiesNo one leaves early. I know you know that.
. As part of my living will, I leave you my dinosaur fart collection. I've taken the liberty of pre-dispensing it for you and the rest of the world to enjoy. Whenever you catch a whiff of something you can't quite place, may you never forget take the time to be rested. (No, I don't plan on going anytime soon, but my plans are as doodoo.)
When I pass away, I want my best friend of 35 years to track down all the people I despised in this world.... And throw at handful of my cremated ashes in their faces.
"Mono says Hello!"
"Mono says Hello!"
a dusty high-five?
Yes.... To the face!
I regret there won't be enough of me for everyone to EDC some Pocket Mono!
Obviously, it will be very effective being that it'll consist of 85% salt and 15% sulfur.
That 
is gunna burn!
Only 14% sulfur. Don't forget the 1% coffee. 
If I were an intelligent man, I would've factored in some pee pee n vinegar too.Only 14% sulfur. Don't forget the 1% coffee.
Like all major food companies, I'm hiding certain ingredients from all of you. 
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Rebranding, my friend...rebranding. hidden in plain sightLike all major food companies, I'm hiding certain ingredients from all of you.
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You mean urea and acetic acid... :XIf I were an intelligent man, I would've factored in some pee pee n vinegar too.
But not the pee pee and vinegar. That, my friend, you wear on your shirt sleeves.Like all major food companies, I'm hiding certain ingredients from all of you.
You said it, not me. ~(;:0)
