SCEMan
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Me, if my daughter was young enough to date...
there are some Jokes
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PhotonWrangler
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PhotonWrangler
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R2D2 must have been the most foul-mouthed character in the film industry. They bleeped out every single word he said.
That's the actual joke - the CRAP that is important to "relevant people" today.
I've actually started receiving business emails from people that put that BS in the signature lines of their emails. The ludicrousness never seems to end.I never knew what a curmudgeon was...until I was encouraged to become one.
It's great! You get to scowl, kick teens off your lawn, live forever.
We don't have cookies but we do have Maker's Mark whiskey.
Absolutely best whiskey out there at a reasonable price too.
Because HIGHLAND PARK 18 is the greatest, with a price to match!
And, Jim Beam Blue Label is excellent! But scowl-inducing hideously overpriced!
We do have Wild Turkey 101 if your muscles have grown their own muscles!
We don't have cookies but we do have Maker's Mark whiskey.
Absolutely best whiskey out there at a reasonable price too.
Because HIGHLAND PARK 18 is the greatest, with a price to match!
And, Jim Beam Blue Label is excellent! But scowl-inducing hideously overpriced!
We do have Wild Turkey 101 if your muscles have grown their own muscles!
SCEMan
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I don't know about muscles on muscles, but I do like me a pour of 101. If only because its 1 better than 100 at a price that is safe for a daily.
PhotonWrangler
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SCEMan
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I walked the line too...
Then walked 500 miles more.... just to collapse on the door-step of our Love interest.
The Big hairy man who answered the door told us she had moved away 8 months ago. I shall cherish the bottle of Poland Spring water that he gave me before politely asking me to leave his property.
The Big hairy man who answered the door told us she had moved away 8 months ago. I shall cherish the bottle of Poland Spring water that he gave me before politely asking me to leave his property.
SCEMan
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I think I know who'll like this one...
Seriously, you could have a candidate in NYC named Adolph H. running for mayor. As long as he runs as a Democrat, the vast majority of New Yorkers will vote for him.... Even the ones part of the Jewish population. NYC residents look for one thing, the "D" next to a candidate's name. They see that, that's good enough for them! Nothing else matters! They love the "D." They'll happily bend over for it.
Gee! I wonder why nothing ever gets better in New York State? (I grew up there).
Coincidence?
SCEMan
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The Sunday Sore Man
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Proverbs 17:22
“A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.”
How long did Cain hate his brother? As long as he was Abel.
The Sunday School teacher asks the children to draw Christmas pictures. She goes over to one student and sees he’s drawn a picture of four people on an airplane.
"What is this?” she asked.
“Mary and Joseph and Baby Jesus on a flight to Egypt,” he says.
“Well… who’s the fourth person?”
“That’s Pontius, the pilot.”
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Proverbs 17:22
“A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.”
How long did Cain hate his brother? As long as he was Abel.
The Sunday School teacher asks the children to draw Christmas pictures. She goes over to one student and sees he’s drawn a picture of four people on an airplane.
"What is this?” she asked.
“Mary and Joseph and Baby Jesus on a flight to Egypt,” he says.
“Well… who’s the fourth person?”
“That’s Pontius, the pilot.”
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"That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow to you"
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You should put an image of a prepackaged beef jerky...
