Just a moment ago, I assembled a vacuum by Hoover touted on the Home Shopping Channel as the greatest thing since sliced bread. A local Sears Hardware sells the same model. Anyway, mom saw the piece of crap on HSC and wanted it. So, I had to take apart a much better and less expensive vacuum cleaner which I had gotten for her. A little Dirt Devil upright that was absolutely ideal for her home and worked well. But, she's never satisfied.
She hated that the little Dirt Devil blew cold air from the bottom. Not dirt. Just a bit of cold air. Yeah, nevermind the fact that it works incredibly well for sucking dirt. Yeah, just ignore that fact. So, I spend about two hours taking it apart to box it up. Took it back to PC Richard & Son. Thankfully they took it back with no issue. Then ordered the more expensive Hoover Piece-O-Crap. (If there was truth in advertising, that would be what they'd call it.) Mom thinks there's something wrong with it because it overheats horribly. (No, it says in the manual that it does that. Unlike the Dirt Devil.) It can't even pick up a piece of felt off a rug. Just an idiotic, shiny, little thing she saw on TV and had to have. So now I'm thinking I have to contact HSC to return it. But for some bizarre reason, mom likes it. I finally told her, okay; it's your toy. Enjoy it. Not a real vacuum cleaner. Just a clunky toy that she can push across the floors and play pretend.
Conclusion: Never buy anything online or mail-order that you can buy locally, at a store; for at or just barely above the same price. If it turns out to be a Crap-O-Matic, returns are a fricking hassle. (I'm still expecting mom to actually come to her senses and tell me to contact HSC to send the worthless garbage back.)