who wants to help me blow up the moon?

[raggie33]

a course its bright tonight and i got 2 new lights ive waited to get them do to post office i was excited all day and sure enough the moon my emeny is out

 

[raggie33]

fulll again i called the mayor and complained

 

[turbodog]

this was covered in a book called 'seveneves'. was pretty good...

 

[Hooked on Fenix]

what was I thinking it would be better to blow up the sun. may be harder but it will take care off light dureing the day and at night

Shhh. I think the sun heard you and is planning a preemptive strike on the earth in a few days. If you take a look at the monstrous sized sunspot turning toward the front side of the sun soon, you'll see it is basically the Death Star from Star Wars. In a few days, earth will start being in a shooting gallery of very large CMEs. This sucker has already spit out X class flares while on the back side of the sun. Some think some were X10+. You'll have plenty darkness if the lights go out. The question is, will your lights still work?
That black thing is the sunspot about to face earth:http://jsoc.stanford.edu/data/timed/

It's already fired off 3 M class flares today, but they may have been X class because most of the flares were blocked by the sun.
https://www.spaceweather.com/

 

[bykfixer]

fulll again i called the mayor and complained

I'm sure the mayor got right on it and ordered a bunch of cloud cover from Amazon?

 

[Chauncey Gardiner]

I'm sure the mayor got right on it and ordered a bunch of cloud cover from Amazon?

Would that have been Mayor McCheese?

 

[PhotonWrangler]

I'm sure the mayor got right on it and ordered a bunch of cloud cover from Amazon?

Of course he would order it from a cloud-based service.

 

[bykfixer]

Of course he would order it from a cloud-based service.

I see what you did there