HitecDrftr
Newly Enlightened
- Joined
- Nov 1, 2008
- Messages
- 155
You stumble across a threat called "Show us your trits!" and are not upset when you find out it isn't a typo. :devil:
... you had to form a strict rule not to order next flashlight until the one you already ordered arrives.
Some of your friends have attempted an intervention, like your addicted to crack or something.
You spend more money on new flashlights than new clothes.
Your significant other has ever used the words "if you buy one more flashlight I'm gonna..."
If the UPS man has ever left a yellow sticky on your door instead of leaving your new flashlight, and it made you so upset it ruined the rest of your day.
You have ever attempted to accurately trace out a flashlight on a piece of paper before purchasing, just to get a feel for it's size.
You generally have at least three flashlights with you at all times.
You have ever went swimming in the middle of the day, and you still had a flashlight with you stashed in the little pocket (hey, I was just testing the waterproofness of it, leave me alone).
You actually joined a forum dedicated to flashlights.
The guys at the station constantly give you crap about your lights... then ask your advise for their next purchase.
Seriously? If so, that's crazy and cool and awesome-- but what will they do if you're not at work then?...the Lab you work in considers your flashlights part of their emergency action plan.
or,...you stop using a desk lamp to read/study, and use a zebralight.
You order your next one online, even before the last you one you just ordered has arrived.:sick2:
You might be a Flash-a-holic if... you just realized you have 4 or more flashlights on your person on any given day.
...you use Post-Its to make a 3D model of the light you just ordered because you can't possibly survive for another 24-48 hours.
...on a rainy Sunday afternoon you discover that the emptyness you feel in your heart isn't weather related at all; you miss the UPS man.