there are some Jokes

[BillBond]

I had a 76 Pinto while going to school in the late 70's.
The factory recall to mitigate the fire ball was a 3/8" sheet of plastic between the gas tank and the rear differential.
It was to prevent the gas tank from being pierced by the rear end during a collision.

 

[PhotonWrangler]

 

[tex.proud]

Two cows in a field...one turns to the other and says "Moo!". The other looks at him and says "Dammit Karl I was about to say that!".

Karl turns to the other and says "I'm kinda worried about this mad cow disease.". The other replies "I'm not, I'm a helicopter!".

Carry On!

 

[PhotonWrangler]

 

[bluflaam777]

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I still get nanno nanno flashbacks every time is see this

 

[russprechtl]

 

[IMA SOL MAN]

Stolen from Kim Komando's newsletter:

A photon walks up to an airline counter to buy a ticket, and the clerk asks, "Any baggage to check?" The photon replies, "No, I'm traveling light."

 

[Chauncey Gardener]

 

[russprechtl]

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That is just so wrong on so many levels.....

 

[russprechtl]

Proof that cats don't always land on their feet:

 

[Mister Ed]

 

[Burgess]

 

[IMA SOL MAN]

Stolen from Kim Komando's newsletter:

Two chemists were having lunch. One says to the other, "I thought you were limiting your sodium intake." The other one says, "I wanted to, but Na."

When the person who invented the USB drive dies ... they'll lower his coffin into the grave, realize they put it in the wrong way and have to do it again.

 

[AZPops]

 

[AZPops]

I got one, but don't think I can post it. Bummers!

 

[PhotonWrangler]

 

[russprechtl]

 

[PhotonWrangler]

 

[PhotonWrangler]

 

[Chauncey Gardener]

That's funny, but it certainly isn't true as presented.

However, I did come across a hometown video today that did make me thankful for a job I don't perform.



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