there are some Jokes
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What do you get when you cross a bear and a mountain lion?
Killed. You get killed!
Killed. You get killed!
What's the difference between ignorance and indifference? I don't know and I don't care.
Is this the new Anduril 3.0 ? ? ?
( credit to: *Piercing The Darkness* )
( credit to: *Piercing The Darkness* )
Nope. Not complicated enough. :cool::crackup:
(I can hear screaming, wailing, and gnashing of teeth from here! Just kidding! Honest.)
Looks like Hippocampus mode is one of the easier ones to access.
Wish I knew what the hell it does. :LOL:
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I think you're just overthinking it..
I'm just sayin,' if it turns out to be 1% of 1 lumen; I'm gonna be ticked off!
^you're making this too easy
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple. It had limited memory - just one byte. Then, everything crashed.
PhotonWrangler
Flashaholic
Well this explains a lot
My neighbor just banged on the wall at 4:20am,
can you believe that?
Lucky I was still up playing music. He banged and shouted,
“Can we have a little respect please ?"
So I shouted back:
"I'm not a big Aretha Franklin fan, but OK, this one's for you".
can you believe that?
Lucky I was still up playing music. He banged and shouted,
“Can we have a little respect please ?"
So I shouted back:
"I'm not a big Aretha Franklin fan, but OK, this one's for you".
I used to be good at booger jokes,
but then I picked another skill.
but then I picked another skill.
Pro tip: Always carry binoculars when you hike. That way, when you stop it looks like you are just enjoying nature instead of fighting for air.
desert.snake
Flashlight Enthusiast
A man hears a knock on the door and opens it. A woman and a policeman are on the threshold. The following conversation takes place:
- Sir, was it you who saved my little boy yesterday when he was drowning in the river?
- Yes
- Then immediately answer where his backpack, pocket money and hat are!
- Sir, was it you who saved my little boy yesterday when he was drowning in the river?
- Yes
- Then immediately answer where his backpack, pocket money and hat are!
desert.snake
Flashlight Enthusiast
