Dogs vs people? Which do you prefer?

[lampeDépêche]

Hey, I'm as pro-dog as the next guy, but when I see the title of this thread,
"Dogs vs people? Which do you prefer?"

my reaction is, "as sexual partners, I much prefer people."

Call me old fashioned, call me close-minded, but the fact is I just don't want to have sex with dogs. Sorry, that's just the way I feel. Whereas, there have been lots of people that I have wanted to have sex with.

If anybody wants to take the opposite side of this debate, then I'm open to hearing them out. But it may not change my mind.

 

[bluflaam777]

^At least your open minded about it

 

[Monocrom]

Hey, I'm as pro-dog as the next guy, but when I see the title of this thread,
"Dogs vs people? Which do you prefer?"

my reaction is, "as sexual partners, I much prefer people."

Call me old fashioned, call me close-minded, but the fact is I just don't want to have sex with dogs. Sorry, that's just the way I feel. Whereas, there have been lots of people that I have wanted to have sex with.

If anybody wants to take the opposite side of this debate, then I'm open to hearing them out. But it may not change my mind.

When was the last time you slept with someone, who then happily brought you your slippers in their mouth while on all-fours? Enjoy that visual.

 

[lampeDépêche]

^At least your open minded about it

Nope, I'm downright close-minded about it.
But I'm open to hearing the opposing viewpoint. It's only polite.
And furthermore I look forward to hearing who here confesses to having ------ the pooch.

 

[nfetterly]

General company - Dogs. No question.

 

[lampeDépêche]

General company - Dogs. No question.

Good lord 'a mercy, that's a lot of dog. What are those guys, 120 pounds a piece?

 

[nfetterly]

Good lord 'a mercy, that's a lot of dog. What are those guys, 120 pounds a piece?

Black one is Newfoundlander / Poodle mix - he's appears medium size beside the white one, but he's 85 lb (39Kg). 9 years old.
White one is Great Pyrenees / Poodle mix - he's huge at 165 lb (75 Kg), about size of a larger male Great Pyrenees. 8 years old.
So they average out just over 120 lb each.
We got them because both of our son-in-laws have allergy to dogs. However after that both our daughters got dogs that shed.
Unfortunately both have skin allergies (take Apequel ~$400/month total) and the black on currently has Cancer. Oncologist says she sees ALOT of poodle mixes with Cancer.

If the black one puts his head down to level of his back he can walk under the latter part of the white one.
Kind of ridiculous when you can sit on couch with 3 feet on the floor.

 

[OMCHamlin]

Dogs by a long shot. Here is mine, he's ten, he's from a rescue and we got him at about two and a half.
(then:)

(Now:)

 

[OMCHamlin]

Hey, I'm as pro-dog as the next guy, but when I see the title of this thread,
"Dogs vs people? Which do you prefer?"

my reaction is, "as sexual partners, I much prefer people."

Call me old fashioned, call me close-minded, but the fact is I just don't want to have sex with dogs. Sorry, that's just the way I feel. Whereas, there have been lots of people that I have wanted to have sex with.

If anybody wants to take the opposite side of this debate, then I'm open to hearing them out. But it may not change my mind.

What an odd thing to say...
Who else read this post title and thought: "screwing dogs vs. screwing people"?
This seems almost poll worthy

 

[lampeDépêche]

What an odd thing to say...

Oh, I admit it's a bit off-kilter (as well as off-color).
But humor often comes from incongruity -- if you want to get a laugh, it helps to look at things a bit differently.

 

[bluflaam777]

... if you want to get a laugh, it helps to look at things a bit differently.

You can't tell me what to do! You're not my REAL mom!

 

[lampeDépêche]

You can't tell me what to do! You're not my REAL mom!

True that. I don't even think I am among the candidates for your FAKE mom!

 

[PhotonWrangler]

Black one is Newfoundlander / Poodle mix - he's appears medium size beside the white one, but he's 85 lb (39Kg). 9 years old.
White one is Great Pyrenees / Poodle mix - he's huge at 165 lb (75 Kg), about size of a larger male Great Pyrenees. 8 years old.
So they average out just over 120 lb each.
We got them because both of our son-in-laws have allergy to dogs. However after that both our daughters got dogs that shed.
Unfortunately both have skin allergies (take Apequel ~$400/month total) and the black on currently has Cancer. Oncologist says she sees ALOT of poodle mixes with Cancer.

If the black one puts his head down to level of his back he can walk under the latter part of the white one.
Kind of ridiculous when you can sit on couch with 3 feet on the floor.
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I think that's a small horse in a dog suit.

 

[nfetterly]

I think that's a small horse in a dog suit.

Not the first time he's been accused of being a small horse.