PhotonWrangler
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Yeah, there wasn't much facial definition in that rendering of him. They did a much better job with PigPen.
Funny or Not?
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Hooked on Fenix
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They’re doomed. He left his Swiss Army Knife in his other pants.
Driver must sport a mullet in order for vehicle to start. :geek:
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Three pregnant women are at the Gynecologists office, a blond a brunette and a red head. The red head says I was on top when we conceived so I'm having a boy. The brunette says I was on bottom so I'm having a girl. The blond breaks out in uncontrollable tears! The other two say oh what's wrong honey?
The blond says I'm having puppies!
The blond says I'm having puppies!
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That's stupid ..... and yes, I laughed, which makes my sense of humor juvenile, if not stupid. :geek:
Dougmac
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Is that a pinto that the gas tank catches fire after inpact
Narrator from Hell!
desert.snake
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I remembered the joke about pathologists and heated food, but I don't think it's worth telling even here
There was a time when the earring on a bald guy would have been a dead giveaway as to his identity. Now, not so much.
Even back then.... Which ear pierced depended on the region of the country you were from. Left ear = Hip. Right ear = Man who practices an alternative lifestyle. Trouble is, travel to another part of America, and that meaning gets reversed! Oops!There was a time when the earring on a bald guy would have been a dead giveaway as to his identity. Now, not so much.
Look for a Nautical star, usually a small one that can be covered up by a watch strap, on the inside of either wrist. Especially on a man who served in the U.S. military, or is still in it. If you see one, it means a practitioner of an alternative lifestyle. Very common especially back during "Don't ask/ Don't tell." Off-hours, a watch isn't worn. It's how other men from the same group can easily I.D. each other without causing a fuss.
PhotonWrangler
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I didn't know about the nautical star usage; interesting. I also didn't know what the nautical star symbol looked like so I looked it up. I learn something new every day around here.
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Reminds me of the crappy car in Fast and the Furious that was the slowest car on the island, fixed with boat parts, and stripped down to make it go faster. When the engine under the front hood caught on fire, the driver drove it backwards so the flames went the other direction, away from him so he could complete the race. However, in this picture, the source of the flames is from the back with the wind carrying them toward the driver. So if the picture was accurate, the driver is driving backwards letting the flames kill him.
I like the "Aliens vs. Predators" idea.
"Team Juan, Number 1!!!"
"Team Juan, Number 1!!!"
That one causes mixed emotions. While it's true some men just need killing, I find making light of doing so gives me pause. 
Earlier today, another member referenced (in a different topic) how a French cartoonist was murdered by Islamic terrorists because he dared to make an illustration of Allah that was published in a French newspaper he worked at. The building housing the Paper was also attacked. So, yeah; after the pause comes remembering that these individuals have chosen murderous violence as their way of Life. I don't feel sorry for any of them.
