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[FONT=&quot]Today I was dismissed from the lingerie department of a very smart store, they said it was a communication issue with a customer. He came up to me and said he wanted some very nice underwear for his wife.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]I asked - Satin?[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Oh no. I can afford brand new.[/FONT]
 
5S8Zh5 said:
Today I was dismissed from the lingerie department of a very smart store, they said it was a communication issue with a customer. He came up to me and said he wanted some very nice underwear for his wife.

I asked - Satin?

Oh no. I can afford brand new.
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Oh No! That was so bad, it took me too much time to figure it out.
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:twothumbs POTUS Trump is back at the White House after making a full recovery. :twothumbs

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Last week I got kicked out of a Flat Earth Society meeting after I asked if this six foot social distancing thing had pushed anyone over the edge yet.
 
Sad News From Minnesota

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes to the belly. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin with the gravesite piled high with many flours.
Numerous celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the California Raisins, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Born in 1965 and bread in Minnesota, Poppin’ Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was never considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half baked schemes.
A little flaky, he was known as crusty man, but still considered a positive “roll” model to millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough; three children – John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dosey Dough…plus, they had a bun in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly uncle, Pop-Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 15 minutes.
If you enjoyed reading this, rise to the occasion and share it with a friend who’s having a crumb-y day.




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5S8Zh5 said:
Vegans say it's gross to sell meat, but a person who sells fruits and vegetables is grocer.
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A large group of baboons is called a congress. A group of alligators is called a congregation. Not what you want to bring up in conversation near the White House or at church.
Next time I see a vegetarian eating broccoli, I'm telling them they can either hug a tree or eat one. You can't have it both ways.
 
What are a blonde's first words after graduating college? "Would you like fries with that?"

Since I'm also blonde I figured it wouldn't hurt to do a little picking
 
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