Again, how's the swelling and pain?
Seriously, I do not want to learn your real full name from a newscast on TV saying a man in your neck of the woods passed away due to a snake-bite, and refusing to go to the E.R. for days. I swear, if that happens, I'm getting on a plane, flying to your neck of the woods, tracking down your grave, and pissing on it. Then immediately getting back on that plane so I don't miss work. Yes, that's how much I care about you. And, I'm the sort of individual who honestly would do that.