I guess that's one way to look at it! Klinger from MASH shouldn't have worn all those dresses looking for his discharge. He could have had Excedrin Headache .45.
Words to Live By.
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Excedrin PM .45, guaranteed sleep. Apply directly to the forehead!
Words from one of my old mentors: Work is like eating a crap sandwich. Some days you get more bread, some days you get more filling, but every day you're going to eat a certain amount.
Yup, true. Also, be sure to TAKE time off that you are entitled to because no one will GIVE that to you.
Too true! The cemetary is full of dedicated employees who were too busy to take their vacation time.
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To quote each and every single one of them..."I'll have plenty of time to sleep when I'm dead."
Sleep becomes a precious commodity when you get older.
IMA SOL MAN
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I bought an Optima yellow top battery years ago, actually still have it even though it went bad years ago. I just never got around to recycling it. I just looked at Optima's website, and the yellow top is now over $300! I mean, yeah, they were expensive back in the day, but come on! The world has gone mad.
Here is the advice I used to give "new drinker's" when I worked at the nightclub. :
When you arrive look around and find some women you don't find attractive. Remember their faces. If at anytime they start looking good, its time to stop drinking and switch to water. If your willing to have sex with any of them its time to go home and sleep it off!.
When you arrive look around and find some women you don't find attractive. Remember their faces. If at anytime they start looking good, its time to stop drinking and switch to water. If your willing to have sex with any of them its time to go home and sleep it off!.
Nope. By then, it's too late. That's why I only drink at home. There's only one woman there, and I know she'll still be beautiful in the morning.
Before you criticize anyone, always walk a mile in their shoes. Then when they react you are a mile away...and you have their shoes. 
... so they won't be able to chase you.
Never laugh at your wife's choices. You're one of them.
PhotonWrangler
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Comparison is the killer of joy.
If you're unable to be joyful, you're comparing yourself to the wrong people.
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Or, you don't have anyone with whom to compare...
This is *VERY* true when dealing with
"Color Tint" in flashlights !
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Whoever said "out of sight, out of mind" never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.
