Poppy
Flashaholic
Oh man... that's funny as all get out!Bravo.
Remember the Shell comercial reccomending you treat the accelarator like it has an egg under it, and the egg was your best friend? I still appologize to my buddy Eggbert every time I have to "floor it" when driving.
When my dad was teaching me to drive he said the same thing to me. "Make believe there is an egg under the gas pedal and you don't want to break it." LOL... Yeah right! I can't say for sure how many years it took, but gradually I started being gentle with the accelerator. So much so, that now, my engine may not see over 2200 RPMs but once a month. I'm the last one off the line, and the last one to the Red traffic light (because when I see it turn Red, I take my foot off of the gas, I may even hit the brake a little so that when it turns green I am still rolling at 20 MPH.) I get 21 MPG in the biggest car on the road highway/City. A Mercury Grand Marquis. 25-26 MPG highway @ 72 MPH.
Years ago, I was bringing my daughter home from voice instruction and we ran into a highway traffic jam on a limited access highway. This is before the days of cell phones, the only traffic report would have been the AM radio 1010 WINS. My father's favorite radio station... "Give us 22 minutes, we'll give you the world" A news station... ugh! Whenever I'd get into his car the first thing I would do was change the station!
So here we are 20 years later and I am bringing my daughter home, and we run into a traffic jam. What should I do? I don't really know the area, but maybe I should get off of the road, and follow my nose North. If only I knew what the problem was up ahead, I could decide if it was worth hanging in there, or taking an adventurous trip. Oh yeah... turn on 1010 WINS maybe they'll include it in their traffic report.
Eventually the traffic broke up and we were on our way.
3 days later I realized I still had the News on my radio! Oh NOoooo!!! I'm getting more like my old man every day!