Thanks for the heads up. Cause now I ain't gonna watch it. ... :yellowlaugh:
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Thanks for the heads up. Cause now I ain't gonna watch it. ... :yellowlaugh:
IMA SOL MAN
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From my Popsicle stick today.
Q: Why do cows dance?
A: To make their milkshakes.
Q: Why do cows dance?
A: To make their milkshakes.
Oh! They get employees who are REALLY into that sort of thing.
They love their job!
Fun Fact:
Convicts in prison are made to bend over and cough if they are suspect of carrying contraband in their pooper. Apparently coughing causing anything inside to fall out.
Some days you just get tired of solicitors.
IMA SOL MAN
Flashlight Enthusiast
From today's Popsicle stick:
Q: Why did the train like gum?
A: It was a chew chew train.
Q: Why did the train like gum?
A: It was a chew chew train.
^dad jokes ftw LOL
I was a bit late for a job interview at UPS.
I said: "sorry I'm late, I went to the wrong address".
..... and they made me regoinal manager! ... :cool:
I said: "sorry I'm late, I went to the wrong address".
..... and they made me regoinal manager! ... :cool:
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Colleague of mine told me this one...
What's the difference between a pizza and a mailbox??
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...Since you don't know, remind me to never ask you to deliver my mail or to bring me some pizza.
PhotonWrangler
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It's sad, but stupid like that is on the rise more and more everywhere. My stepdad used to say, "If that guy had any brains, he'd be arrested for smuggling s#%t."
He was quite the piece of work all the way around, though. One day he saw me wearing a red shirt. After looking at me with his head cocked to one side, he said "When Halloween comes, you could stick a broomstick up your butt and go as a candied apple". Brutal, man. BRUTAL! :crackup::clap:
He was quite the piece of work all the way around, though. One day he saw me wearing a red shirt. After looking at me with his head cocked to one side, he said "When Halloween comes, you could stick a broomstick up your butt and go as a candied apple". Brutal, man. BRUTAL! :crackup::clap:
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I'm thinking he was a sick man.
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You wouldn't be who you are today without him...good to have you with us, Russ.
That caused me to do a double take! That is seriously freaky.
If I had a teacher that looked like that, I'd be failing fourth a bunch of times as well. :cool:
