Words to Live By.

[dc38]

Which is the correct answer

or 42

 

[Chauncey Gardener]

or 42

Or 2x4 up side his head. But then you'd be the bad guy.

 

[dc38]

Or 2x4 up side his head. But then you'd be the bad guy.

since we're talking numbers, I think a 357 would get it through one's thick skull...

 

[Monocrom]

I would have been temped to answer him with "6 7"

I was seriously tempted to look down at my watch, wait 2 seconds, and then reply with "6:38."

 

[Chauncey Gardener]

 

[Monocrom]

Yup.... You could also have the kids room next to your bedroom, and put a door that connects the two rooms directly together.

 

[dc38]

"As a worker, I already treat myself like poop to make sure your leadership deadlines are met. As a leader, you shouldn't be treating me even worse than I treat myself."

"Expectations from others that go beyond your own capabilites is cruelty, unless it's for the potential benefit of others."

 

[Monocrom]

"Never put off 'til tomorrow what you can do today.... because if you put it off 'til tomorrow, it might be raining cats and dogs; and then you're screwed!" ~ Me

 

[dc38]

Not everyone who offers you food is your friend, and not everyone who withholds aid is your enemy.

 

[orbital]

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If your pistol is shooting to the right>
Move your rear sight to the left

Always ask; 'what do I have to do, to get the front sight to line up with rear' (moving only the front of barrel)

Talked w/ a friend of mine yesterday, he was going the wrong way practicing on Sunday and got all kinds of turned around.

 

[Candleometry]

When nothing goes right, go left.

 

[PhotonWrangler]

It's that time of the year in the northern hemisphere -

 

[Chauncey Gardener]

 

[Monocrom]

Brilliant doctor!!!

 

[dc38]

What a scientifically brilliant deduction!

 

[AZPops]

Thanks, CG! I really needed a laugh today! .... lol

 

[Chauncey Gardener]

Thanks, CG! I really needed a laugh today! .... lol

You're certainly welcome, Pops. That's the reason I posted that video. It gave me cause to laugh, so I shared it, hoping it would produce the same results in others.

 

[Chauncey Gardener]

"Never put off 'til tomorrow what you can do today.... because if you put it off 'til tomorrow, it might be raining cats and dogs; and then you're screwed!" ~ Me

Mow every day that the sun shines in the Spring. Ya never know when the next rain is going to stop.

 

[Robocop]

"Just because you can does not mean you should"

"I would rather go to battle with a single sheep that has the heart of a Lion rather than an army of Lions with the heart of sheep"

 

[aznsx]

Practice your double-tap occasionally