LOL...
If you do, definitely bring one of those portable toilets along :laughing:
Every year, as winter approaches, I throw a $5 bag of Great Value Trail Mix in the car. I get it at WalMart.
The trail mix with M&Ms in it has about 3500 calories in 26oz and has a 1 year shelf life (lol... all though it won't last a year in my possession
) But should I get stuck in a snow storm, digesting 3500 calories will help to keep me warm.
I always have a bag or two on hand at home. It has a nice blend of fat, protein, carbohydrates, and fiber. No sawdust
Their Cranberry Trail mix is very tasty. It has a variety of cranberries, raisens, sunflower seeds, almonds, vitamin C, salt, oils, and juices. That's about 2860 calories in a 23 oz bag, also for $5. The Best if used by date is usually about a year after I buy them.
If bugging out in the car, canned soups might come along, they don't need to be cooked, and won't need water to be added.
Peanut butter will come along, and ritz crackers, and whatever hard cheeses I have in the fridge.
I was surprised to learn that a can of tuna packed in water, has only about 100 calories. Each slice of bread also has about 100 calories, and if packed in oil, and some mayo is added, that might add another 100 calories. If you make two sandwiches out of a can of tuna, you could have a about 600 calories meal. So grabbing whatever bread you have in the house as you run out the door is a good idea.
You'll probably want 1800-2400 calories a day, depending upon your level of exertion.