Words to Live By.

[Toulouse42]

Dirty Harry - "Opinions are like ***holes. Everybody's got one"

 

[sween1911]

Some sayings that I've collected at my 20+ IT programming job...

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"A good programmer always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street."​

"You don't need a parachute to skydive. You need a parachute to skydive more than once. Plan Ahead."​

 

[Monocrom]

Absolute truth:
Everyone would love to have a $100 bill magically appear in their wallet.

 

[Chauncey Gardiner]

Absolute truth:
Everyone would love to have a $100 bill magically appear in their wallet.

If the subject is absolute truth and magic, I would love so many hundreds to appear in my wallet that it resembles George Costanza's.

https://media.tenor.com/images/40b968d5c9eb50fb907fc21b760d03b6/tenor.gif

 

[TPA]

"Never trust a fart after 50." -- anonymous Delta pilot, when asked his advice for new pilots on the line.

"Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past."
― George Orwell, 1984

 

[Dr. Jones]

"What we have learned is like a handful of earth; what we have yet to learn is like the whole world."

— Avvaiyar (Tamil poetess, 1st Century B.C.)