Are you guys ready for the worst joke ever??
no? good! here it is anyway...
The bunny on the motorcycle...
There is this rich stockbroker who is entirely fed up with his hasty life. In search of inner rest and true hapiness he decides to quit his job, sell his house and live in a little shelter out in the boonies and live off the land. So he leaves behind his old life and finds himself a nice spot away from civilization and builds a shelter out of sticks, twigs and leaves.
After living there for a month, alone and happy, he hears engine noise. It comes closer and closer, until after a while a motorcycle pulls up to his shelter and stops. The rider hops off, takes off his helmet, flop flop his ears flop out. A bunny on a 250cc Suzuki motorcycle.
So the bunny hops up to the man an asks if he can stay for the night, as the light on his motorcycle is broken. The man, being alone for the past month welcomes the company. So he gives the bunny food and a place to sleep. After enjoying their food and talking for a while, they go to sleep.
The next morning, the man wakes up, his shelter is trashed and the bunny and his motorcycle are gone. So the man builds a new shelter, actually this time he builds a nice little shed out of sturdy wooden planks.
After living there for a month, alone and happy, he hears engine noise. It comes closer and closer, until after a while a motorcycle pulls up to his shed and stops. The rider hops off, takes off his helmet, flop flop his ears flop out. A bunny on a 500cc Kawasaki motorcycle.
So the bunny hops up to the man an asks if he can stay for the night, as the light on his motorcycle is broken. The man, being alone for the past month welcomes the company. So he gives the bunny food and a place to sleep. After enjoying their food and talking for a while, they go to sleep.
The next morning, the man wakes up, his shed is trashed and the bunny and his motorcycle are gone. So the man builds a new shed, actually this time he builds a nice cabin out of beefy logs.
After living there for a month, alone and happy, he hears engine noise. It comes closer and closer, until after a while a motorcycle pulls up to his cabin and stops. The rider hops off, takes off his helmet, flop flop his ears flop out. A bunny on a 750cc Honda motorcycle.
So the bunny hops up to the man an asks if he can stay for the night, as the light on his motorcycle is broken. The man, being alone for the past month welcomes the company. So he gives the bunny food and a place to sleep. After enjoying their food and talking for a while, they go to sleep.
The next morning, the man wakes up, his cabin is trashed and the bunny and his motorcycle are gone. So the man builds a new cabin, actually this time he builds a nice little house out of bricks and mortar.
After living there for a month, alone and happy, he hears engine noise. It comes closer and closer, until after a while a motorcycle pulls up to his house and stops. The rider hops off, takes off his helmet, flop flop his ears flop out. A bunny on a 900cc Ducati motorcycle.
So the bunny hops up to the man an asks if he can stay for the night, as the light on his motorcycle is broken. The man, being alone for the past month welcomes the company. So he gives the bunny food and a place to sleep. After enjoying their food and talking for a while, they go to sleep.
The next morning, the man wakes up, his house is trashed and the bunny and his motorcycle are gone. So the man builds a new house, actually this time he builds a strong bunker out of steel and concrete.
After living there for a month, alone and happy, he hears engine noise. It comes closer and closer, until after a while a motorcycle pulls up to his bunker and stops. The rider hops off, takes off his helmet, flop flop his ears flop out. A bunny on a 1000cc Harley Davidson motorcycle.
So the bunny hops up to the man an asks if he can stay for the night, as the light on his motorcycle is broken. The man, being alone for the past month welcomes the company. So he gives the bunny food and a place to sleep. After enjoying their food and talking for a while, they go to sleep.
The next morning, the man wakes up, his bunker is trashed and the bunny and his motorcycle are gone.
The man is completely fed up with this, so he decides to just build a shelter out of sticks again, as it is at least easier to rebuild. The man lives there happy and in solitude for a year, when on one evening, he hears the noise of an engine. It comes closer and closer, until after a while a motorcycle pulls up to his shelter and stops. The rider hops off, takes off his helmet, flop flop his ears flop out. A bunny on a 250cc Suzuki motorcycle.
So the bunny hops up to the man an asks if he can stay for the night, as the light on his motorcycle is broken. The man says to the bunny, well listen up mate, a little over a year ago, just like tonite, a bunny on a 250cc Suzuki motorcycle pulled up to my shelter, just like you did tonite. He asked for the same as you, for the same reason. I gave him a place to sleep and shared my food with him, the next morning he was gone, his motorcycle was gone and my shelter was trashed. So, I built a shed.
A month later, a bunny on a 500cc Kawasaki motorcycle pulled up to my shed, just like you did tonite. He asked for the same as you, for the same reason. I gave him a place to sleep and shared my food with him, the next morning he was gone, his motorcycle was gone and my shed was trashed. So, I built a cabin.
A month later, a bunny on a 750cc Honda motorcycle pulled up to my cabin, just like you did tonite. He asked for the same as you, for the same reason. I gave him a place to sleep and shared my food with him, the next morning he was gone, his motorcycle was gone and my cabin was trashed. So, I built a house.
A month later, a bunny on a 900cc Ducati motorcycle pulled up to my house, just like you did tonite. He asked for the same as you, for the same reason. I gave him a place to sleep and shared my food with him, the next morning he was gone, his motorcycle was gone and my house was trashed. So, I built a bunker.
A month later, a bunny on a 1000cc Harley Davidson motorcycle pulled up to my bunker, just like you did tonite. He asked for the same as you, for the same reason. I gave him a place to sleep and shared my food with him, the next morning he was gone, his motorcycle was gone and my bunker was trashed. So, tired of rebuilding again and again, stronger and stronger, I finally gave up, as it was no use. I built once again a shelter out of sticks, as those are easier to rebuild. Now before I give you a place to stay for the night, I would like you to tell me what you think of that. So the bunny answers: uhm.... dunno...