A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle, the phone rang so she asked her 4 year old daughter to answer the phone. Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle.
Lawrence Welk.What did the orchestra conductor name his three daughters?
Anna 1,..
Anna 2,..
Anna 3...
Lawrence Welk.
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied - I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week. The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at the door.
Later, a cop came in for a haircut, and when he tried to pay his bill, the barber again replied - I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week. The cop left happy. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied - I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week. The Congressman was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.