So I'm driving down the freeway and I suddenly see the dreaded red and blue lights in my rear view morror.
I took my sweet time pulling over, but finally did.
Officer walks up to my window, and his first question was "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?".
I reply "Yes sir, I do." as I hang my head in shame.
The officer's second question was "Why did you not stop 2 miles back when I first turned on my lights?".
I told him "My wife ran off with an officer last week. I thought maybe you were him, trying to bring her back!".
He laughed all the way back to his unit and left.
Tex.Proud